A definite way to increase the size of the panda belly

There is almost absolutely no reason to be working out at the local 24 Hour Fitness, walking on the elliptical machines, doing bench presses, or attending the aerobics class when it just takes a whiff of an In & Out Double Double to completely make the thought of exercising completely depressing.

Bring up some more food for thought, when the meal can be customizable ala In & Out’s mysterious secret menu (as can be seen over at BadMouth’s secret menu page), one can order their fries well done animal style and also place an order for a 4 x 4 animal style with extra onions for an even bigger and happier tummy effect.

For the truly daring, people have ordered 24 x 24 burgers at In & Out.  That’s 24 patties of meat and 24 slices of cheese for the ultimate heart clogging experience.  If after the meal you pass out from food coma and assuming you wake up from it, you’ll discover your belly has grown an extra two sizes!  It’s a definite way for a panda to grow, to be better, to be sexier.  Afterall, a panda is only sexy when a panda has a really round and big belly!

For the initiates, they can try a typical Double Double or kick it up a notch with the 3 x 3.  Throw in some animal styles fries and it’s even cheaper than exercising at a gym!  Okay maybe not quite, but still much more satisfying.  An order of a combo meal plus an additional 4 x 4 burger costs about $10.46, but throw in an animal style french fry order and it’ll go up an additonal $1-2 because of the extra cheese and sauce.  At just $10-12 for a full blown meal, you can go on your way to saying goodbye to those skinny jeans and all those years of pretending to be a skinny sad panda to becoming a sexy fat panda!  Oh yea!